pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE


lillith-thesubmissive:

Fuck, Butters.

(Source: south-park-gifs)

eggplont:

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

do you have a family yet?

(Source: 666calum)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.

Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: rustyvoices)

About to watch this moon thing.